Posts by MrPlumberry

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    Good thinking re group buy land and just hop every 28 days:) .... I Wonder the legality....


    I wrote this whilst half sober, haven't done it before so don't take it seriously......



    It's Time to get crafty.....


    Rule number 1......do this only during the day, bugger off during the night.....thats a big feck you to anyone who does not approve..... You will become a night owl from now onwards, we need more people awake during the night to advance civilisation.......


    Firstly, sleep is a waste of time, just as Thomas jefferson used to say. But we have to do it....


    Only some people can do this, depending on your circumstances, So that this does not cause any bother whatsoever .... Single, no kids and healthy and most importantly disciplined....



    Buy a small plot of cheap pasture land, turn it into a beautiful allotment and put a small shed on the land.....


    Make sure the shed is windowless and can lock from the inside.


    Inside your shed you will have all your tools needed to maintain the allotment as per norm....


    In The centre of the shed will be the most comfiest chair ever created , an awesome reclining chair with maybe a leg rest...... Lock yourself inside the shed and Proceed to Put your sunglasses* and headphones on and drift off into the most beautiful and safe sleep on your comfy chair... Strictly No sleeping bags or blankets and no pillows....those days are over.... So make sure you are wearing nice and warm clothes.....


    If you're unnecessarily paranoid, your plot of land will be rigged with trip alarms if anyone in the very unlikely event tries to access your plot(which only you can hear with your headphones), this will wake you up and you can quickly pull out your newspaper and sip on ye cold coffee as that's all you were doing, chilling reading a newspaper...you don't want anyone to catch you sleeping .... As unfortunately some people want you to pay to sleep. ..the beauty is its impossible to prove you are sleeping unless you have scientific machines strapped onto you.......


    Your life will be very different from now onwards, once in your shed on your land you won't be allowed to do anything normal like watch TV, cook, shower, no friends or family staying over, bugger all, it's a strictly sleep on the chair and once you have woken to immediately vacate the plot of land and proceed to contribute to society during the night in the towns or cities....


    Signup to a gym for a shower a shit and a shave, time your shits carefully as no toilets in shed..... A Piss pot will be your best friend tho....


    *Sunglasses are good to hide your sleeping or sleepy eyes.... Anyone will have a hard time proving you are sleeping....


    :p

    I'm wondering if I found a loophole....


    The 28 day rule....... Camping on your own land...


    The legal definition of a 'Day ' is 24 hours. So that means you are allocated 672 hours in a year.....


    So if you stay for example 5 hours on the land for a nap and completely leave and come back, you should be able to stretch your time on the land..... ...if you do this you should be able to stay months on a piece of land



    Correct me if I'm wrong :insane: