is anybody there......?
i've just opened this Pop up Pub for the duration of the lockdown.
i am quite surprised at how quiet it is on here right now given that if you're anything like me, you're bored and a bit lonely and could use the interaction with people i trust and who make me laugh.
so i'll just open a tab for today, fill yer boots, we have cleverly concocted cocktails and some artisan ales and ciders and over 4 gins!!! (tonic is limited however but there is plenty of lemonade). some of the drinks may be vegan, you'd have to google it when you can get to somewhere with wi-fi)
there is a wide selection of crisps ( ready salted or cheese and onion), nuts (dry roasted) and pork scratchings (still in date, just, not vegan) and 2, yes 2 pickled eggs (not vegan) left in the jar.
for a limited time only you can pre-order meals to enjoy at the bar, choose from:
cheese and onion
corned beef and onion
ham (with or without onion)
egg (with or without onion)
onion (vegan option)
each served on a white cob with a sketchy covering of marg from Bookers, a side of crisps (choose from all of the available flavours) and a sachet of salad cream (disclaimer - not Heinz, not vegan)
this is also available as a take away via telephone order, please allow 24 hours notice, collection only, your meal will be wrapped in cling film for freshness.
i've put the juke box on free play, we have cards (dealer available for Texas Hold'em and Blackjack, please enquire directly with the dealer for special under the counter offers daily) and crib boards, dominoes, darts are available behind the bar if you have a certificate of fitness and i've unlocked the pool table.
24 hour open mic/jam sessions led by our very own resident muso DJ Marshy Marsh.
would customers please refrain from stealing the toilet paper.
no lockdown rules apply here, hell no rules apply here except be nice. anyone being not nice will be evicted and barred for life by our resident doorman, The Rogue.
don't mind Boris in the corner, he's ok so long as you don't poke him.
unlimited parking and toilets and showers, fires encouraged, no opening hours, dogs welcome.
so come on down for the biggest lockdown party ever!
(Ts and Cs apply, wi-fi not available, ID may or may not be required depending on who is serving you).
Management has the right of refusal and also to skip tracks on the jukebox which are deemed rubbish by a majority vote.