Just had my first interaction with a pcso.
Happily sunbathing on top of small hill in North London park 20 plus metres away from nearest path and sweating and puffing government lackey in what looks like a winter uniform had to ascend hill to say I have to leave.
Headphones off I inform him I am exercising and aqquiring some vitamin D and tell him to go away and stop endangering me puffing away breathing through his mouth.
His name is John ( bullshit) and he is recording me I am told in broken English heavy African accent.
Headphones back on eyes closed back to important matter of tanning and after few minutes of pointless waffling he departs
Let's see if the paramilitaries turn up..