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  • Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.

    First briefing to the President by CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

    Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

    CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

    Trump: The Democrats created them.

    CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

    Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

    CIA: We can't do that.

    Trump: Why is that?

    CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

    Trump: I don't care.

    CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

    Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

    CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

    Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

    Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

    Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

    Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

    Trump: Why not?

    CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

    Trump: What? Why?

    CIA: We want our stealth drone back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our
    buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

    Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

    CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

    Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

    CIA: We need the Shi'ite gov't of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

    Trump: I am banning illegals.

    FBI: We can't do that.

    Trump: Why not?

    FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

    Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

    Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

    Trump: Why not?

    Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

    Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

    USCIS: You cannot do that.

    Trump: Why?

    Chief of staff: If you do so we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

    Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

    CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!!!

  • I think the orchestrated riots in America show that the voters made the correct decision. Brexit was first, US followed, maybe Italy will be the next.

    Sadly they followed blindly (manipulated by the media) or they would of all voted Green ;)

    Thankfully,they/we are all starting to wake up.

  • I think the orchestrated riots in America show that the voters made the correct decision. Brexit was first, US followed, maybe Italy will be the next.

    The People have spoken!
    France will be next.

  • Looking at the list wizard1luv put up. It's probably a good thing that an ordinary (tag what you will) business man is at the helm. By the looks of it, the USA has been governed by ingrowing toenails. Who have dug at the hearts of other Countries just to make way for home growth. Now the shoes don't fit and now going barefoot is the only way, if they want to walk back or any further on.

    What's the odds on a assassination attempt within a year of office?

  • well they tried it with Reagan and look at John Kennedy, so the president...small p....has already been set.
    violent people these yanks eh?:curse:

  • given its said that only just over 50% of the population voted, its not a fair all round election showing a balanced overall view, it goes to show that those that didnt vote, couldnt bring them selves to vote for either of the two runners, and that i cant blame them for, seriously trump or clinton, some choice them two were, but as alices wonderland sais, trump is a business man and he will do things based on business for home politics to get the economy growing etc, clinton would have be more the out and out war monger because she is of the in grown toe nail brigade (love that term) inc the ruling elite that really run the show behind the scene's that have been party and instigators of most of the words big problems with wars and strife.

    Trump isnt presidential material, but he had the right campaign rhetoric to gain the votes, sadly, people wholeheartedly believe he will deliver all those golden promises, when will they learn, politicians do not deliver the pre election promises.

    Unfortunately he has re awoke the right wing white supremacy which America is infamously not so famed for, which is where he got a big percentage of his votes from.

    only time will tell what his term will bring about for America and the world.