Unfortunately, I do.
I have seen John Carpenter's documentary, They Live, so know they are out there. Not only that, they are breeding and with their dominant genes, there are some parts of our world where there are not many earthlings left.
What I want to know is where their leader is. Apparently if you starve the leader of cash it dies. If the leader dies then all the followers stick their fists down their throats and pull on their tails. It's gross, but quick.
And, yes, they have tails (about six inches long), that is why aliens don't wear swimsuits or hang around saunas.
It's not my now ex then, his tail is much bigger [emoji23]