How much better would the world be if everyone was called Arnold?
Why does everyone I've ever met have a total lack of connection with me?
Why do cotton buds exist?
Why do I feel no inspiration to exist?
Why am I not a cotton bud?
Why does my kettle look like a space ship?
My DVD remote has an eject button, why?
Why is there a direct correlation between a country's wealth and the amount of gloom?
Why do people only accept 'different' if it's to their advantage?
Why are people such shits?
Why hasn't anyone texted me in a month?
Why do I think that anyone gives a shit what's in my head?