It's them ukulele players you have to watch them, have you noticed they look like their wearing straw hats as well. I'm betting he's the head of the ukulele mafia.
Yes, you rumbled me. I am the head honcho of a Ukulele Cartel
We start the kids of with cheap mass produced crappy ukuleles and before you know it they move onto a mid priced concert and then onto luthier made models or vintage Martins